Sarawak Facts
Rui posted this in Myspace.com bulletin board and i cant help but to share it with the people here..i know it's quite offending to some..but what da heck..it's purely a joke to me!

Have a peep at Rui

Message: Sarawak Facts

1.hey!u swak ppl live in trees ah?
YES,we have elevators too..they're really an
engineering feat coz its not ez to fit an elevator into a tree.

2.u guys got electricity isit?
YES..but since cost of transmission is too high
due to the geographic barriers,we use independant
solar panels n mini turbines scattered all ard,they r exactly 30k of them!!

3.over there got wht car?
we ride wild boar.when the plane arrive at the
airport ,we take our wild boar n ride it all the way to our tree house.

4.Got road meh?
no.just jungle trails n few roads ard town

5.u bidayuh form sulawesi there huh?
yes we r head hunters.human brain is the best food.

6.s'wak inside sabah right?
no,we're one independent state u idiot,sabah is a
town in s'wak.;)

7.eh,sabah s'wak not the same meh?
yes!!how many times i have to tell u sabah is a
town in s'wak

8.Kuching big ha?
soso la..but we have the largest population of
stray cats in the world.abt 400k,y do u think they
city is called kuching leh u idiot?!!

9.kuching got so many cats la....
YES LA!!!how many times i have to say??

10.Kuching got malay?
duh!

11.s'wak ppl can speak english?
no.but we speak french coz we were colonized by the french in the 18 century n then by the alliens in the 19,so our local dialect is pretty much based on the alien languages tht no one understand...

12.Kuching got airport or u use boat go johor..
kuching airport is only fit for fokker.... since a
fokker cant go so far...we have to use steamboats,no joking!!steam boats coz swak so
rich with timbers,its much cheaper than diesel or
any other petrol

THE FACT!!
1.the only state to be ruled by a white RAJAH.
2.swak is the largest state in m'sia.
3.swak supports whole m'sia with its own economy!! now u know how generous we r ! without us....where got PUTRAJAYA??where come KLCC?????
4.swak population is 2176800.kuching has 458,300.
5.there r 27 ethnic groups tht speak 45 different
languages n dialects
6.70% are english literate!!
7.kuching international airport hosts a numer of
direct int'l flights!
8.swak has never achieved independence ruled by the BROOKE family,given to the british empire, offered to m'sia.
9.kuching is the most liveable sity in m'sia n the
7TH most liveable city in the WORLD...even kl is behind at 12th..HAHA..

1.we have electricty
2.in kuching,we c mercedes benz till we wanna puke!u fool!!
3.the only ppl tht live on trees r those primitive
homo sapiens....thousands years ago........nvr study kah bodoh!
4.our guys r handsome n chics r hot.real hOt~~
5. The size of Sarawak is the equivalent of..
uumm.. uumm.. the size of.. uumm.. big la big la.. {[nick: almos the size of semenanjung malaysia,
about 124,449.51 square km]
6. kuching is one of the best cities to live
around !! yoyoyo... kuching rocks!kch kia n ppl
now we realli realli know how lucky we r !

CHEERS!!

feel free to post, but u must be a sarawakian, or
else u will get the Santubong curse where u will be
turned into stones n mountains :P